Warning: this post has body parts in it.

Sarah has been full of it this week.
While changing baby Valorie, she comes up to me and asks:

Sarah: Where's baby Jacob?

Mommy: Who's Jacob?

Sarah: The one in your tummy!

Mommy: No, that was Valorie. We thought she was a boy.
We had to change her name because she came out a girl!


Long silent pause.


Sarah: Mom, did Valorie's penis fall off?

Mommy: No. No! of course it didn't. Valorie was a girl. She came out a girl.

Sarah: Yeah, her penis fell off.

It took 10 minutes to convince her
that Valorie was always a girl and always will be.

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