Sarah has been full of it this week.
While changing baby Valorie, she comes up to me and asks:
Sarah: Where's baby Jacob?
Mommy: Who's Jacob?
Sarah: The one in your tummy!
Mommy: No, that was Valorie. We thought she was a boy.
We had to change her name because she came out a girl!
Long silent pause.
Sarah: Mom, did Valorie's penis fall off?
Mommy: No. No! of course it didn't. Valorie was a girl. She came out a girl.
Sarah: Yeah, her penis fell off.
It took 10 minutes to convince her
While changing baby Valorie, she comes up to me and asks:
Sarah: Where's baby Jacob?
Mommy: Who's Jacob?
Sarah: The one in your tummy!
Mommy: No, that was Valorie. We thought she was a boy.
We had to change her name because she came out a girl!
Long silent pause.
Sarah: Mom, did Valorie's penis fall off?
Mommy: No. No! of course it didn't. Valorie was a girl. She came out a girl.
Sarah: Yeah, her penis fell off.
It took 10 minutes to convince her
that Valorie was always a girl and always will be.
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