Sad News

Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty
old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


Scrappy Girl said...

That was hilarious!

rychelle said...


3:50 for 20 minutes!


McEwens said...


Anonymous said...

Too funny!

Lisa Loo said...

My funural will be broiled indefinitely cuz I'm headed downwards!!!

tammy said...


Heidi Ashworth said...

so funny, esp the dosey dough!

devri said...

You crackle me up.. rofl

tara @ kidz said...

LOL. Love it!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Nana said...

That was almost as good as the lizard story. I am still laughing at that one.

Anonymous said...

That is so cute! Gosh you are creative!!!

tiburon said...

That is a crack up!